Do you want a job helping people?

Then don't bother applying for one with Scientology. It's a commission type job that won't provide you enough to live on. You'll work long hours pushing L. Ron Hubbard on naive potential suckers. You'll get free brainwashing, but if you leave they'll sock you with a nonbinding "freeloader debt" that can run into tens of thousands of dollars.

Google before you leap onto that bandwagon!